Post by Katz on Aug 9, 2017 16:09:12 GMT -5
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays as Katz comes out. #StandUp is on the tron as the red cat enters the ring holding a mic he looks furious.
Katz: After being attacked by two goofers who FAILED to get the job done, I have my first opponent. This Aqualad fellow? More like Awfulad. Let's get straight to the point, who the hell does he think he is? He is not a strong physically intimidating fellow. This here, good sirs is a warm-up match that I've been booked into. Of course it is obvious by the fact that the poor old timer will probably die of exhaustion by walking from the ramp to the ring. I can't believe I'm booked this badly in one week.
Whatever, I believe we can give the old man a chance......who knows! Maybe he kicks my ass and becomes a wartime veteran now that Tresident Pump is in office.
Like I have seen some REALLY strong old men, guys in their eighties walking up stairs BY THEMSELVES. Aqualad can probably do that, he might even have the amazing power that disappears with age...................OPENING PICKLE JARS!
*The crowd laughs as Katz makes more jokes at the expense of Aqualad.*
Katz: Maybe he will be worth my time but it doesn't look like has as much time.........I REALLY am fearing for his heart. What can he possibly be thinking?......................HE'S NOT THINKING!! The poor old timer probably has Dementia..........that sucks. I really wanted to bully someone who was right of mind. Can I change my opponent? like seriously? I can help out Aqualad if he needs me to be helped. Like wheel him around the house, open pickle jars, carry him down stairs................tripping him down the stairs.
*The crowd laughs at the expense of Aqualad.*
Katz: No, don't laugh it's not funny...............he just needs some help, some meds, maybe a few ass-kickings...........just basic stuff that I could give him.
I don't know.........maybe I should do a poll. What should I give Aqualad? Meds? Help? Ass-kicking? I'll leave that up to you.
Katz begins to leave as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays. #StandUp is on the Tron before it switches to a IMCW poll.
Katz: After being attacked by two goofers who FAILED to get the job done, I have my first opponent. This Aqualad fellow? More like Awfulad. Let's get straight to the point, who the hell does he think he is? He is not a strong physically intimidating fellow. This here, good sirs is a warm-up match that I've been booked into. Of course it is obvious by the fact that the poor old timer will probably die of exhaustion by walking from the ramp to the ring. I can't believe I'm booked this badly in one week.
Whatever, I believe we can give the old man a chance......who knows! Maybe he kicks my ass and becomes a wartime veteran now that Tresident Pump is in office.
Like I have seen some REALLY strong old men, guys in their eighties walking up stairs BY THEMSELVES. Aqualad can probably do that, he might even have the amazing power that disappears with age...................OPENING PICKLE JARS!
*The crowd laughs as Katz makes more jokes at the expense of Aqualad.*
Katz: Maybe he will be worth my time but it doesn't look like has as much time.........I REALLY am fearing for his heart. What can he possibly be thinking?......................HE'S NOT THINKING!! The poor old timer probably has Dementia..........that sucks. I really wanted to bully someone who was right of mind. Can I change my opponent? like seriously? I can help out Aqualad if he needs me to be helped. Like wheel him around the house, open pickle jars, carry him down stairs................tripping him down the stairs.
*The crowd laughs at the expense of Aqualad.*
Katz: No, don't laugh it's not funny...............he just needs some help, some meds, maybe a few ass-kickings...........just basic stuff that I could give him.
I don't know.........maybe I should do a poll. What should I give Aqualad? Meds? Help? Ass-kicking? I'll leave that up to you.
Katz begins to leave as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays. #StandUp is on the Tron before it switches to a IMCW poll.
