Post by Nathan on Aug 10, 2017 12:18:52 GMT -5
Sea noises in the ocean blasts on the PA system, with Aqualad surrounded in a tank. Some security guards lift the tank and carry it to the ring. They shove the tank directly to the center of the ring, accidently breaking some ropes. Aqualad pushes the lid of the aquarium tank and grabs a microphone.
Aqualad: Last night, I was eating a nice and healthy vegetarian meal, when my phone started blowing up. Not literally, as in the Samsung Note, but it was a call from Dr. Light, who told me to go to the IMCW website now. And so I did, and who else but Katz to waste his space here, and my time for reading on what would be a rollercoaster of confusion.
The fans are also confused at Aqualad, but he throws a dead fish in the front row to get them booing again.
Aqualad: What in the hell is Katz thinking that I'm an old guy? At least my show has enough fans to keep creating new seasons for Cartoon Network. You don't have the marketable face like I do, no one really cares about Katz. He's just a pity and a burden for the rest of the IMCW to hold.
The fans loudly jeer at Aqualad, as a Katz chants starts to grow.
Aqualad: At least Katz acknowledges that I can whoop him around. By the end of this match, I'm going to get charged with animal abuse, but that's fine. This should be a message for any other newcomers, look at Katz' corpse and think 'do I really want to be the next IMCW victim for Aqualad'? No, and stay the hell out of my way. The IMCW World Championship will be mine.
He exits the ring.
Aqualad: Last night, I was eating a nice and healthy vegetarian meal, when my phone started blowing up. Not literally, as in the Samsung Note, but it was a call from Dr. Light, who told me to go to the IMCW website now. And so I did, and who else but Katz to waste his space here, and my time for reading on what would be a rollercoaster of confusion.
The fans are also confused at Aqualad, but he throws a dead fish in the front row to get them booing again.
Aqualad: What in the hell is Katz thinking that I'm an old guy? At least my show has enough fans to keep creating new seasons for Cartoon Network. You don't have the marketable face like I do, no one really cares about Katz. He's just a pity and a burden for the rest of the IMCW to hold.
The fans loudly jeer at Aqualad, as a Katz chants starts to grow.
Aqualad: At least Katz acknowledges that I can whoop him around. By the end of this match, I'm going to get charged with animal abuse, but that's fine. This should be a message for any other newcomers, look at Katz' corpse and think 'do I really want to be the next IMCW victim for Aqualad'? No, and stay the hell out of my way. The IMCW World Championship will be mine.
He exits the ring.
